Discovery channel

All you good kids who don't waste your precious money and time at cyber cafes, let me tell you a story.

So I plonked down on the PC19, ready to spread my philosophy to the internets. But when the computer logged on, there were so many internet explorer windows open!

One was a gmail, work email, by the looks of it. Male, late 20s, maybe early 30s. Law. Hmm.. right.. what a careless lawyer this one is.

Well I'll give him some credit. It is a well known fact that if you take a prepaid package, the computer logs off once the time's up, right? So most probably our friend walked away once his time ran out.

Little did he know (I'm assuming here) that if its just logging out, it does just that, log out. Everything else stays untouched. Why is it like this? So terrible, there goes my privacy! :O

Well for starters, its a public PC to begin with... :P And this 'flaw' is actually a built in advantage to help people who have poor time management (like me) to go to the counter and re-open the PC and continue / finish up ^o^

Ok la, maybe he was holding in his shit or something and once the time ran out he also ran out and went home and.. do I really need to continue?

Yeah sure, I'll humor you. So he ran as fast as he could right but all the motion made him pass motion and.. well.. lets just say he needed to immediately wash his pants T_T and underpants, and socks, and shoes, and YER SO DISGUSTING LA WTF >_>

...aaaaanyways. Assumptions aside, I proceeded to close all of our friend's open pages and whatnot. Not really interested if its a guy anyway.

Then I saw this gay dating website =_____= and I closed everything twenty times faster I almost logged off the cpu v__v

..well, at least it isn't gay porn >o> but still. Awkward.

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If you reread the previous paragraphs, you can see how I shifted from pretty formal and concise, good English (plonked) and structure with little to no emoticons. Then suddenly the emoticons creeped in and ..everything went downhill from there XD

Where did it start? Aha, there. "So terrible, there goes my privacy! :O" It was an exclamation, a show of emotion! It also marks the part where I begin talking crap.. So I guess emoticons are a good visual cue that I'm talking bullshit, huh :P

I really should make a serious, academic blogpost filled with emoticons... ..aih thinking about it is enough to make me @_@ because nobody's that emotional and animated talking about serious stuffs... =_= unless its filled with :( and :\ la.. argh.

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Let me share a fun activity to do on the LRT ^o^ Its called LRT Roulette. You basically close your eyes while the train is moving, then open your eyes when the train stops ^o^ Sometimes you get a pretty girl in front of you, sometimes you get a disgusting drunkard.. sometimes you get an auntie, sometimes you see a devilishly handsome guy. Sometimes you get that kid sitting across you, sometimes you a fat belly almost smashing in your face +_+ Sometimes you see the wall/window, sometimes you get the pole (what are you doing moving in the train o_o stand still!).

Yes please point out the obvious that the person might not change with just one station. You have stereoscopic vision right, there's more than one person~ look around XD And don't get me started with a packed train =w= I avoid that at all costs.. I shiver at the thought of being crammed between a bunch of humans.. ;_;

Its great for considerate people who head straight for the middle partition of the LRT ^o^ you have a nice place to stand and a nice wall to lean on, so closing your eyes wouldn't be dangerous. Plus the person opposite you has to face you, or at least show you their profile (side view, not facebook profile goddamnit XD)

Unfortunately you can't go to the middle for the epic train... at least I wouldn't recommend it to anyone .o. You see, that place was used in medieval times to store fish, meat, milk and other foodstuffs to be preserved. It's a cool place ^o^ that's known in contemporary times as a 'fridge'... :D

Hehe :3 oki sleeping at 3 and waking up at 7 every day is going to kill me eventually I tell you v_v Bye~ haffun~ ^o^/