Perverted forces of nature~

Have you heard of the fable of the North Wind and the Sun?

The North Wind and the Sun were disputing which was the stronger when a traveller came along wrapped in a warm cloak. They agreed that the one who first succeeded in making the traveller take his cloak off should be considered stronger than the other.

Then the North Wind blew as hard as he could but the more he blew the more closely did the traveller fold his cloak around him, and at last the North Wind gave up the attempt. Then the Sun shone out warmly and immediately the traveller took off his cloak.

 And so the North Wind was obliged to confess that the Sun was the stronger of the two.

 Apparently, the North Wind and the Sun are a pair of perverts -_-;

I understand that fables don't pride themselves with being epitomes of logic or common sense, but sometimes things like this really rile me up T_T Especially when they're being taught to young kids! Think of the childrennn ;o;

The thing is this, North Wind and the Sun wanted to see who was stronger, so what did they do? They tried to take off a stranger's cloak.

While that alone already rings alarm bells considering how gangster-like and/or perverted these guys are, the main problem that I have is in how the Sun went about solving this conundrum.

North Wind, man, he's a straight shooter, using brute force to blow the cloak away~ very good. Very good. A valiant effort of brute strength. But the Sun, oh, with all the years of wisdom and shining behind him, was smarter.

That is where the problem lies, the Sun's method was smarter, not stronger! >o< Oh, sure, he was able to outsmart the North Wind, making him seem like an utter idiot by beating him without even having to use an ounce of strength... in a contest of strength! @__@

Do you see how wrong this is?? If I were North Wind, I would claim that the Sun didn't show any display of strength and would thus be disqualified. Sure, he's smarter, but he ain't stronger! Stop concentrating on the flawed results! Stop looking at the hawt traveller who.. took off.. his.. oh my ♥__♥

*cough* erhm. Yes, the North Wind and the Sun are a pair of perverts. The Sun is the head honcho and the North Wind is his blunt, stupid sidekick that gets whapped around by him like how the sun's heat causes the air currents to drift around -_- They enjoy long walks at the beach and spend their days people-watching and hitting on hawt men with cloaks.

I can imagine the scene... *_*;

* * *

North Wind, a daredevil biker guy who doesn't afraid of anything was sitting on his favourite bench beside his hyung, Sun. Unlike his rugged sidekick North Wind, Sun was a bright and cheerful person that sparkled with charisma and had a warm smile that melted people's hearts.

Wind was often jealous of Sun and constantly challenged him to contests, which North Wind always lost. Today, North Wind was confident that while he was no match for Sun in the brains department, he was always stronger and faster in every way. After all, he owned a sweet BMX bicycle.

Sun wasn't listening, however, as his attention was focused towards a dashing traveller that was heading their way. "Wind, nine o'clock," he whispered under his breath while looking the opposite direction. North Wind's attention darted towards their left, "shi~t." he hissed, "I bet he works out". (<---I SNORTED OUT LOUD TYPING THIS LAL)

A devilish smirk formed under Sun's sharp nose. "Bet you can't take his cloak off even if you tried."

"Oh yeah? Watch me." North Wind bolted off the bench and zoomed towards the traveller.

"Zoom~ fly like the wind~ ...Wind," chuckled Sun cooly, spreading his hands on the back of the bench.

North Wind passed the traveller quickly with his bike, thinking the force of his windy pass (<--WHY IS HE SO FUNNY OMG) would blow the traveller off his feet. "Nice cloak!" he shouted, flying past.

The traveller folded his cloak in response and outright ignored North Wind, quickening his pace.

Dismayed, North Wind skidded and turned around, desperately trying to grab the cloak from the traveller. "It looks expensive! Can I try it o--h shi--" he yelled as he lost his balance and fell over.

The traveller looked at the crumpled pile that was North Wind and his bicycle, blinked twice, and turned around to face a smirking Sun that was shining with charisma and looking right into the traveller's eyes.

"Hawt day today, huh?" Sun flashed his most charmingly seductive smile towards the traveller.

To North Wind's surprise, the traveller started to take off his cloak, almost as upon sudden realization of the sun that was shining brightly. "Yeah, better keep an eye on your friend here, I think his brain's fried or something." And the traveller continued on his way.

North Wind grunted noisily while getting up and dusting himself, unhappy that he lost yet another challenge. Sun merely chuckled and they both admired the strong back of the now de-cloaked traveller walking towards the horizon~