Wednesday, April 20, 2011

LOL I LOVE NARWHALS ^O^

This is so goddamn cute >w<


Its now my life's goal as a casual Magic player to get a Narwhal *_* Its so fucking hard to get, even, because its from the Homelands set which was printed 16 years ago... and is under the Restricted List, which means that its prevented from being reprinted, ever.

For those who don't know shit about Magic: The Gathering, the card is total shit. Its tragically overcosted by today's standards and its abilities doesn't even make sense. But the art is SO CUTE LOL XD I must have this *_*

Also, Narwals are like, the most awesome animal ever! >w< they even have songs written about them! Really!


Narwhals Narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Causing a commotion
'cause they are so awesome
Narwhals Narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty white
They beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
They got a kickass facial horn
They're the Jedi of the sea
They stop Chthlu eating ye
Narwhals, they are Narwhals~ Narwhals
Just dont let them touch your balls
Narwhals they are Narwhals
Inventors of the Shishkebab
^o^

2 comments:

  1. Lucky you clarified the horrendous revelation I got upon reading the description under the card.... So it is total BS. I thought it might be some epic card....

    Inventors of the shishkebab!? O_O; Did you come up with the song yourself? D:

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  2. no la some cool individual came up with the song ^o^ I just stumbled upon it ^o^

    the card is still epic though.. just because its FREAKING old and SO CUTE >w<!!

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